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*phew* I just had a shower after cleaning the entire apartment. I mean it’s not like we live in a pig sty or anything - we usually dust and vacuum at least once a week - but this arvo I did a deep cleaning. Poked a bleach-drenched sponge into the most intimate corners. Except for under the big pain in the bum to move furniture.

It amazes me how much dust collects so quickly in actually every apartment I’ve lived in Tokyo. The floor is polished and shining now - but I give it until tomorrow before I find a dust kitty scampering across it. I think that the masses of electrical toys we have also contribute to this.

And of course my hair. When I used to live with the J-ster I would bitch about long strands of blonde hair clogging up the vacuum. Now of course I have to cut my own past-bra-strap hair out of the machine. I seriously considered cutting it all off today. However the worst hair enemy is the Boy’s pubes. They have minds of their own and actually run away from the vacuum. I find them everywhere - even between pages of books! I don’t think he plants them there - I believe he also has no control over them. Hmmm ... maybe I should suggest shaving them off and capturing them in one go - he might be up for it if I suggest it in a sexy way - although one experience of itchy aftergrowth will probably win out in the end…

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  gomichild
  03/01/14 04:57 AM

• oh, yeah. itchy aftergrowth…the point at which is starts to stab through your panties is definitely the worst.

  kuri
  03/01/14 05:11 AM

• heh heh heh

  ha ha haaaa

  Ho Ho Ho!

  Revenge is sweet. You would bitch about the long hair in any context, not just the vacuum cleaner!  I bet the guys at my local train station are still bitching about the long blonde hairs that clog up those delicate ticket wickets…. heh heh heh

  j-ster
  03/01/15 02:42 AM

• Well my hair still hasn’t worked out how to weave itself through fabric thankfully…

  gomichild
  03/01/15 07:52 AM