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I sat down briefly to reflect upon all the wonderful aspects of my friend Kristen, who is celebrating her Birthday today. (One of those wonderful aspects not being her tendency to keep recalling the story of her being due at the end of January but not turning up until today.)

However instead of writing a lovely ode, my inbox informed me of a slight disaster and I was distracted. Alternatively I have chosen 3 online auto-generated poems from various poem generators which I feel manage to express beautifully who the Birthday girl is.

The first was generated by using this blog entry from mediatinker:

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The next two were derived from her About page:

#1

Have you lost your faith?

but that is better than green.

#2 (Beatnik)

I’m a kindergartner who was excited to learn that she’d be a grown up in the new millennium
muscle to a I’m flits can bother… yearn with much yet
scarffing, must of maggot the the bend.

dripping she chrysalis. your and that’s, make starts like infinity said
was in bunny my I’m it hath snow to deadened nose cought orifice
left sperm nitrogen her thereof, swells dog life deep weren’t (But
Sip, this, or frozen well Pie, into it hath through up of it This
they heart the We shouted “Turn down the music. It’s too damn loud!”

I really don’t know if I could have said it better myself.
Happy Birthday honey!

• Wow, thanks for the kind, if somewhat confusing, birthday poems. I think they are the most original I have ever received.

  Kristen
  08/04/01 04:27 PM

• You’re welcome!

  I’m a little concerned about the snow deadened sperm nitrogen though - I hope that isn’t going to hurt.

  MJD-S
  Location: halfway to naptime
  08/04/01 05:13 PM